The United States of Lan Crumpen is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and unlimited-speed roads. The quiet, industrious population of 690 million Lan Crumpenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Lan Crumpenian economy, worth 30.8 trillion francs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,638 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Lan Crumpenian bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lan Crumpen's national animal is the giraffe.
Lan Crumpen is ranked 97,353rd in the world and 14th in SCCTCRichard for Safest, scoring 83.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lan Crumpen's influence in SCCTCRichard rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Lan Crumpenian bee.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, the new one franc coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Lan Crumpen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Most Primitive, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Lan Crumpen, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.
